Friday, April 23, 2010

My agent informed me not to sell my work as a German artist in Britain but under a fictitious name?

So I choose Heinrich Dimmler or Adolf Hilter what do you think?

My agent informed me not to sell my work as a German artist in Britain but under a fictitious name?
Will this be part of your cunning plot to maneuver into your enemas territory via Englands alimentary canal so you may also let them know you are coming by hinting that you have their co-ordinance locked and will be aiming a dirty bum in their direction?


May I suggest you use one of your decorative bidets.





I hope this helps.
Reply:Like I told you before, you should go with Verfluchta Crapski-Kaputnik. That name just screams "look at me shvinehund, I am an arteeeest!"














LATE EDIT:


... Ooops, sorry I misunderstood. You DON'T want anyone to know that you are German.. Can't say that I blame you mine Herr.
Reply:Aha! I spy an image make over in the offing. So now your pimp is your "agent" and doubtless your mud pie executive massage will soon be relaunched as a statement of conceptual art. So what's the tiger tank going to be rebranded as?


The Prat Mobile?
Reply:Rofl..do you mean Himmler? I'm not sure if a Nazi can sell artwork, or that they would be very popular. But if I had to choose, Hitler already sold a book..that might lead to something. Best of luck with that,and I hope you don't get sniped or anything.. `-`
Reply:What are you crazy ?? Nobody is going to buy your work if you use the name Adolf Hilter. People arent going to buy art if they think Hitler panited it.
Reply:Not humorous, as Q does not make any sense, as to the choosen AKA. That's what I think.


As well I'd get another agent, I think.
Reply:Did someone forget to inform you about World War 2? Thank your agent for being so astute by USING AN ENGLISH SOUNDING NAME, RETARD!
Reply:I would try Slimfast Filter... personally Dimmler sucks in my opinion- how's about Mary Jane Hitler?
Reply:How about Hiney Rectum Dimler with one 'm' only so you sound a bit daft.
Reply:We could put a dress on you and you could go under the name of Eva Braun.
Reply:.gnihtemos niatrec a sah relmmiD hcirnieH.
Reply:I think you should go with Fred Hitler. "Adolf" stills sounds a bit German.
Reply:What about Doctor Norbert Colon - it has a certain ring to it! : )
Reply:I had a long drawn out answer......then...I thought of,


Dimmy Himmy.


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